The Simpson Curse

Well, the curse of O.J. Simpson has struck again. You remember the Juice right? He's the guy that most certainly did not murder his wife and another person. He's also the guy that wrote a book about how he most certainly did not murder those people but, if he had, here's how it went down. Yeah, this is one Heisman Trophy winner that's gonna burn in hell. Anyway, the members of his legal "dream team" are starting to pay karmic retribution for keeping Simpson out of jail. Robert Kardashian, one of the attorneys, is the latest affected. Apparently, his daughter Kim is best friends with Paris Hilton. As if that wasn't enough, she made a sex tape with the younger brother of R&B singer Brandy. If you try hard enough, you can find the beginning of the tape online. What other members of the "dream team" have been stricken by the O.J. Simpson Curse you might ask? Johnny Cochran. He's dead.